two weeks notice
So I finally turned in my resignation at the bank, after talking about doing it for months. I decided what better day than the 7th to do so. It was easier than I thought it’d be. Sure I ended up crying, twice. Not because I was sad to leave, but because people made me feel really bad and guilty. “I just want you to know that when HR said you would leave within 2 years, I stood up for you and told them to put it on me if you did,” My manager said. After being around so many fake two-faced people, I saw myself changing. This is how my resignation letter went (see how fake I can be?!):
Dear Janice,
AKA botoxicated bitch who gets paid way too much to do way too little but i guess that’s what it’s like to be on top. she likes being on top. just ask the CEO.
I’d like to thank you for your supervision and friendship during my time here at XXXXX Bank.
Yes, thank you for never giving me the pay we agreed upon during our interview, and for all those times I’ve walked in on your impersonating me. What are friends for?
Working for this company has been a wonderful experience. I feel privileged to have been part of such a professional team and will miss all my colleagues.
I always thought those movies with crazy manipulative people who go out of their way to harm others were exaggerated and made up. Boy, was I wrong.
Please accept this as formal notice of my resignation from the position of New Account Representative, effective two weeks from today. After much consideration I have decided to accept another job offer.
I accepted before they even told me what the job was.
I hope that we will stay in touch as I begin this new chapter in my career. I wish you and XXX Bank continued success in the future.
Already deleted your number, and yep everyone knows this bank is going down. I give it 3 months, tops.
